Having a baby can be a scream.
The fun of working on the road means stealing from hotels. I’ve been doing it for so long, I have a set of towels from the Ark.
Having a baby is definitely a labor of love.
I was absorbing a sorry truth of show business – rejection is the norm and acceptance the oddity. I was learning to cut the tops off my highs and stay with the lows where the rejections and letdowns would be shallow.
Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children’s books. First up: ‘Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.’
In every human endeavor, persistence is everything.
Comedy – and I say this with humility – comedy needs me.
I am not lucky. I am the type who would go to Lourdes and drown in the waters.
Life is a movie, and you’re the star. Give it a happy ending.
Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her.
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
I was not an attractive child.
I think I’m in a business where you have to look good, and it’s totally youth-oriented.
I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.
I lived to be on stage, and I’m terrified. Terrified before every show.
I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don’t need it. It all comes out onstage.
I hate reality shows that are not reality.
I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her.
Every television show you go on is a choice.
Boy George is all England needs – another queen who can’t dress.