If you are a minority or an interest group, the Democrats will hold the debate at your house. Whereas Republicans take a slightly different approach: they have a big tent – you’re just not allowed in it.
I kid because I’m on basic cable.
Apparently the only time the press gets it right is when the White House illegally leaks it to them.
They have to put Trump on every program, spewing his crazy ideas, because his poll numbers are so high. And his poll numbers are so high because they put him on every program, spewing his crazy ideas.
But that hair? That is comedy entrapment. People are not attacking your hair, they are defending themselves from something that appears like it’s about to attack them.
No, I live in New Jersey because I like living in New Jersey.
If you smell something, say something.
I am sick of deconstructing their propaganda, because it’s pretty much the same as it’s always been. It’s just repeating something over and over again until we believe it and we hope that you believe it.
You’re your own play.
I know change can be painful. But from change comes growth.
You cannot judge a book by its contents.
Thus, I’ve created humour.
I can’t believe I’m comforting a billionaire.
Honestly, folks, I think my brain is broken.
Some people look at a glass and see it as half-full. Others look at a glass and call it a dragon.
People, if you can’t get through the puns, I can’t give you the good stuff.
Jazz musicians are the coolest people on the planet. Can I have some cool?
Technology. It’s like science, only useless.
Senior year is supposed to be about being mentally done.
You know, in Saudi Arabia, you’re innocent until proven Jewish. Female. Guilty! They’re guilty!