Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don’t care about other stuff.
I’ve had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.
I’ve always loved boxing. It’s something I’ve always been extremely excited about.
I don’t have a brother in real life.
A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn’t hurt anybody.
There’s two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say.
It’s hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.
I know what it’s like to have a bunch of material that’s working that you don’t care about. You want to die.
I’m not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.
I was a nerd growing up, and I’m a little antisocial and awkward.
My kids are really easy. I often worry that they’re too easy to deal with. They’re really nice people.
A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much.
I don’t care about the weight. You know, I’m lucky; I’m one of those people – I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat.
I’m close to my audience. I think I have more tools in my box than other guys who might try it. Also, I know how to do this stuff. I know how to write and shoot and edit. I’m technically adept and that helped with the website. You need a big skill set.
Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I’m very suspicious. It doesn’t make sense to me that you’d have the same solution to every issue.
Gay men have to go through something to own their – who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever they go through, if they survive it, they come out very confident people.
Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian.
Very few American parents give a crap about how they raise their kids. They put minimal effort into it. Who told you it’s a good idea to buy a developing mind a video game?
It’s more fun to experience things when you don’t know what’s going to happen.
I like pressure. Pressure doesn’t make me crack. It’s enabling. I eat pressure, and there might be times when I get a bad feeling in my gut that this might be too much, but you feel pressure when you’re not doing something, you know?