Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Trust me. I’m a genius.
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
If one day I could get out of here, I would allow myself to be crazy. Everyone is indeed crazy, but the craziest are the ones who don’t know they’re crazy; they just keep repeating what others tell them to.
Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
What is important is to spread confusion, not eliminate it.
Live fast. Die young. Be wild. Have fun.
With me, illusions are bound to be shattered. I am here to shatter all illusions. Yes, it will irritate you, it will annoy you – that’s my way of functioning and working. I will sabotage you from your very roots! Unless you are totally destroyed as a mind, there is no hope for you.
Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives.
Buy the ticket, take the ride.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.
I’m just a musical prostitute, my dear.
Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.
You're only given a little spark of madness. Don't lose it.
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.