Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.
The truth is you don’t know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.
Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.
Lose your mind and come to your senses.
Born to lose. Live to win.
Anything worth doing is worth over-doing. Moderation is for cowards.
The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.
Academia is to knowledge what prostitution is to love; close enough on the surface but, to the non-sucker, not exactly the same thing.
Don’t let the opinions of the average man sway you. Dream, and he thinks you’re crazy. Succeed, and he thinks you’re lucky. Acquire wealth, and he thinks you’re greedy. Pay no attention. He simply doesn’t understand.
I’m just here so I won’t get fined.
Wu-Tang is for the children.
If I’m not saying ‘Hell Yeah!’ to something, then I say no.
Believe the unbelievable. Dream the impossible. Never take ‘No’ for an answer!
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
The impossible I do immediately, miracles take a little longer.
We mathematicians are all a bit crazy.
If anything can go wrong it will.
I say, ‘Why not’ to everything.