I am not strange. I am just not normal.
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.
Music is my religion.
Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round heads in the square holes. The ones who see things differently...
There is only one difference between a madman and myself. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.
I think it would be great to be born on Earth and to die on Mars. Just hopefully not at the point of impact.
The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn’t have a space program.
I need a six month vacation twice a year.
Life is too short to learn German.
I am prepared to try anything once.
How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer.
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
I never looked at the consequences of missing a big shot. When you think about the consequences you always think of a negative result.
To create art means to be crazy alone forever.