There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory, which states that this has already happened.
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Don’t Panic.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
Space is big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space.
The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
I’d far rather be happy than right any day.
What a long strange trip it’s been.
Don’t worry. You’re just as sane as I am.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
We're all damaged in our own way. Nobody's perfect. I think we're all somewhat screwy. Every single one of us.
I don’t do drugs. I am drugs.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
Nothing is real.