Go ahead, make my day.
The first rule of fight club is, you don’t talk about fight club.
You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
Congratulations! Today is your day!
English literature is a flying fish.
Society, you’re a crazy breed.
Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
Having faith often means doing what others see as crazy.
Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.
Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.
Too weird to live, too rare to die!
To myself I am only a child playing on the beach, while vast oceans of truth lie undiscovered before me.
Take it easy baby, take it as it comes – specialize in having fun!
I am the Lizard King, I can do anything!
We want the world, and we want it now!
Once you say you’re going to settle for second, that’s what happens to you in life.
The world may be broken, but hope is not crazy.