With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
If it were legal, I'd marry food.
How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.