If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.