It’s so childish, greatest country in the world. It’s like saying, I have the best wife in the world. Not just the one best suited for me, the best wife in the world. And if you could have my wife, you’d kill your wife.
The president is not doing well with African Americans. His popularity rating – his approval rating – with blacks: two percent. Two percent. That is somewhere between Mark Fuhrman and sickle cell anemia.
If you can look at a crime where everything points to one answer and not see it, you’re a dumb-ass. And if you can look at the deficit and not see that the problem is that the rich stopped paying taxes, you’re a Republican.
The Eleventh Commandment: don’t speak ill of a fellow Republican. What if the fellow Republican is doing something that hurts America? Isn’t it the patriot who sides with America before he sides with the Republicans?
Did you hear this – Sarah Palin finally heard what happened in Japan and she’s demanding that we invade Tsunami. I mean she said, These Tsunamians will not get away with this. Oh speaking of dumb twats, did you...
So many kids are fat drug addicts these days, it’s almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies.
Why can’t God just defeat the devil and get rid of evil? It’s the same reason the comic book character can’t get rid of his nemesis; then there’s no story.
There were two Republican responses to the State of the Union. So if you watched the whole night, it was kind of evolution in reverse. You have Obama, then Paul Ryan, and then Michele Bachmann. Then Animal Planet had a squirrel monkey give his take.
You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
Only cowards push a button from thousands of miles away, or tens of thousands of feet up, to kill people who can’t possibly fight back.
I believe in God, I just give him more credit than being a single parent and an author.
I don’t hate America. I love America. I want it to be better. The only way we can get it to be better is to realistically criticize what’s wrong with it.
A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid.
Whoever needs the relationship less has all the power.
If you’re living hand-to-mouth, and still buying into the con that the big threats to America are socialized medicine, Mexican immigrants and tax increases, then you’re not being kept down by the rich. You’re being kept down by you.
New Rule: Someone has to tell Francesco Schettino that embracing a callous policy of “every man for himself” doesn’t make you a sea captain. It makes you the Republican nominee.
If the Hamas people had the opportunity, they would kill the maximum number of Israelis, which would be all. And, Israel has the opportunity to kill way more, and they do not.
In Republican fantasy world, everything is always Obama’s fault. Somehow, he’s weak and he’s ineffective, and yet he pulls the strings on everything in the world.
The unemployment rate is now at 9.2%, which is scary, because experts say 9.5 is the point at which people are desperate enough to consider Michele Bachmann.
I think Mitt Romney is a symptom. I think the problem is the Republican Party.