I doubt anything will really come of this lawsuit. First of all, it’s a lawsuit. It involves a subpoena. And try to find a Republican who will be willing to be seen serving a black man.
It is appalling to make Jesus out of food! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go bake some communion wafers.
Religion is bad, drugs are good.
Only 42 percent of Republicans believe Obama was born in the United States. That’s an amazing statistic. How come in America Christians are the only ones who won’t take anything on faith?
Abstinence is a perversion.
You are what you do. It’s about actions.
In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.
Married men live longer. Yes. And an indoor cat also lives longer. It’s a furball with a broken spirit, that can only look out on a world it can never enjoy. But it does technically live longer.
At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
Greed can overtake smart.
New rule: Tulips aren’t flowers. They’re some kind of gay onion.
Republicans stand by their convictions. Stupid, ignorant, world-destroying convictions based on disproven economic fantasies and ancient books full of primitive morality and magic people. But convictions, nonetheless.
Romney, Gingrich, Santorum spent their week lecturing America about the morality of birth control. You know, you guys don’t need birth control, you are birth control.
New Jersey Mayor Corey Booker last night personally rescued a woman from a burning building. Or as Fox News reported it, ‘black man loots house, steals white woman.’
That’s what’s so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.
The only way for mankind to survive is for religion to die.
I don’t do heroin myself, but it’s done wonders for my music collection.
Do you want to know why marijuana is illegal? Because the drug companies want marijuana to be illegal. You see, if it came down to Prozak versus Marijuana, Prozak would lose.
All I did was tell the truth. That’s is what the whole show is about! And if Politically Incorrect has to go down for it, so be it!