Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.
I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won’t say it.
To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who’s your real friend? It’s the person who tells you the truth. That’s who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that.
I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
Obama is not a secret Kenyon, or a secret Muslim, he’s a secret Republican.
You would think there is a higher bar than having a Facebook page to run for president.
Republicans are taking the defeat over Health Care as well as Tiger Woods took to marriage.
Be out of the mainstream. I’m out of the mainstream. I enjoy it, who wants to be in the mainstream?
We’re all gonna be gay if we get health care!
I think religion is a neurological disorder.
God knows life sucks. It’s right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and misery. And God says, “I can’t take away pain and misery because then no one would talk to me.”
Saying someone is religious is heard in most of America as a compliment, a reassuring affirmation that someone will be moral, ethical, and after a few glasses of wine, a freak in the bedroom.
We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies.
Between Ron Paul and Rick Perry, I think the lesson is don’t get sick in Texas.
I’m okay with it now that Obama’s in office. I’m kind of trusting of him. But President Ted Cruz? Where this is going would bother me.
This party is just full of children, and someone needs to leave them in a hot car.