Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
Carpe per diem – seize the check.
My childhood was really nice. My parents never forced me to do anything; it was always, “If you want to do that, fine.” When I told my father I was going to be an actor, he said, “Fine, but study welding just in case.”
That’s the formaldehyde. That’s why Granny’s so well-preserved.
Cocaine for me was a place to hide. Most people get hyper on coke. It slowed me down. Sometimes it made me paranoid and impotent, but mostly it just made me withdrawn.
Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn’t too happy about it, but the people around are laughing.
In the dictionary under redundant it says see redundant.
When you look at Prince Charles, don’t you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?
You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!
I enjoy that, and the idea of doing small things over a period of time. I think there are certain things you can do for water control in America, because that will be our most precious resource. In America, you pay more for water than you do for gas.
I do believe in love; it’s wonderful – especially love third time around, it’s even more precious; it’s kind of amazing.
I don’t practice anything. I spend time looking over ideas and then just get out and do it.
I was a serious method actor until I visited this site.
I think it’s great when stories are dark and strange and weirdly personal.
If you don’t keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you’re the “center square to block.”
I’ve actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, “I’m in here when you’re walking around like that?”
It’s the same sex all the time.
Even mistakes can be wonderful.
I’ve always improvised, and stand-up was this great release. All of a sudden, it was just me and the audience.
Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.