With a bike you go from zero to a hundred in terms of mobility.
You’re going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian.
You’d think all of these “atypical” somethings would add up to a typical something.
They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons – because they installed them.
If I ever asked you about love, you’d probably quote me a sonnet. But you’ve never looked a woman and been totally vulnerable.
Three wishes – no substitutes, exchanges or refunds.
We’re not laughing at you – we’re laughing near you.
What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees.
I can be trained, I can actually show you how intelligent I am, I can use a word like delicatessen and know what it means.
When I find out a hotel doesn’t have a DSL, it’s like “What? There’s no toilet?” Once you get used to high speed you ain’t going back.
It’s cheaper to keep her.
When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, ‘Can I use a lifeline?’
We have a president for whom English is a second language. He’s like ‘We have to get rid of dictators,’ but he’s pretty much one himself.
The dramas for me allow me to explore more behavioral, deeper psychological things. But the comedies obviously allow me to explore the idea of really working off other people. I’m having more fun doing that.
In England, if you commit a crime, the police don’t have a gun and you don’t have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say ‘Stop, or I’ll say stop again.’
We’ve had cloning in the South for years. It’s called cousins.
I know size can be daunting but don’t be afraid.
Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
I stopped drinking when I had children because I wanted to be awake and aware. I did not want to be going, you know, daddy loves you and then drop my head on the table. I do not want to miss anything that they do or say. It is important to me.