I always encourage over-tipping if you can afford it because share the wealth.
My mother’s a psychologist, my stepfather’s a psychologist, my stepmother is a therapist and my dad’s a lawyer. So it was all prominent in my life. I don’t know anyone who doesn’t know someone on some form of prescription medicine.
The success of ‘Scrubs’ allowed me to pursue anything I felt passionately about without having to worry about money. It allowed me to spend my summer work shopping my show at a nonprofit theater.
I’m hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.
I don’t care about image and all that nonsense. I’m in sweat pants every day. I don’t play the game at all.
People are always saying bad things about them, but really they think they’re just trying to clean up our planet. I’m not saying it’s right but, you know, we could all benefit from following that example.
I don’t think it’s that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff.
I find my movie props in my neighbors houses.
Incognito mode? What do they have to hide? Zach Braff doesn’t have anything to hide – Zach Braff lays it all out there for everybody to see. That is Zach Braff’s secret to Zach Braff’s success.
A lot of people say colonialism was ‘evil’ or whatever, but what have they really done with Africa since we gave it back to them? I don’t think it should be considered ‘racist’ to admit maybe ending apartheid did more harm than good in South Africa.
I just don’t see how anyone can hate America. I mean, crap, I live there. What more do you need?
Michael Eisner contacted me once and asked me if he could change the name of Disneyland to ‘Braffland.’ I said no, because whenever I go to Disneyland there’s always fat people everywhere wearing tight clothes. Disneyland, frankly, has a lot of improving to do before it gets my namesake.
I don’t ask questions. I just figure the extra warm days are God’s way of rewarding me for Garden State.
They say the number on rule in showbusiness is not to work with animals. I guess I’m above the rules because I put up with that for seven years.
One time this guy on the street wanted me to give him a medical opinion, because I’m a doctor on TV. I’m also a real doctor. But I’m also Zack Braff, so I kicked him in the groin.
At this point I feel like I could go out and accomplish anything. I’d just love to see Will Smith’s face if he found out I, Z-Braff, have the number one rap album in the country. That’d show that no-talent uncle tom.
I didn’t necessarily have a total idea when I was writing the movie of where everything was going. I just wanted to have really realistic dialogue and write like people I knew talked. I tried to keep it very real.
Of course I don’t use my A-material, it doesn’t matter if they think I’m funny or not because they won’t be thinking anything pretty soon anyways, if you caych my drift.
When you were a kid and the circus came to town it was awesome to see these little creatures, but these things go out of fashion, like polyester blazers with rolled up sleeves. We don’t have to suffer them anymore so why are there all these little people running around?
Well, you need to have at least one black friend, otherwise people think you’re racist.