Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions.
At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don’t care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all.
A sense of humour is the only divine quality of man.
Action without thought is mindlessness, and thought without action is hypocritical.
The only certain things in life are death and taxes!
One does not accumulate but eliminate. It is not daily increase but daily decrease. The height of cultivation always runs to simplicity.
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.
When he worked, he really worked. But when he played, he really PLAYED.
Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
Men are disturbed not by the things that happen, but by their opinion of the things that happen.
They muddy the water, to make it seem deep.
A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
The status quo sucks.
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.
Nothing is stronger than habit.
Laughter attracts joy, releases negativity, and leads to miraculous cures.
Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
Men, their rights, and nothing more; women, their rights, and nothing less.