Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.’
Your pain may give laughter to somebody, but your laughter shouldn’t give pain to anybody.
Of course I don’t look busy, I did it right the first time.
I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
Life is what you make it: If you snooze, you lose; and if you snore, you lose more.
Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
If you can laugh together, you can work together.
Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
When you say ‘I wrote a program that crashed Windows,’ people just stare at you blankly and say ‘Hey, I got those with the system, for free.’
What you see is what you get.
Deny your emotions and act like you have answers.
Programmers can be lazy.
I’m the luckiest unlucky person.
A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.