People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything.
Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it’s not like a compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised.
Do I want to be feared or loved? That’s a good question. I want both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one some day.
Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me – no, don’t sue me. That is opposite the point I’m trying to make.
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Is it true that if you don’t USE it you LOSE it?
Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.
They say Rome wasn’t built in a day, but I wasn’t on that particular job.
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Don’t hire a dog, then bark yourself.
If you can laugh together, you can work together.
Parkinson’s First Law: Work expands to fill the time available.
I want my office to be quiet. The loudest thing in the room – by far – should be the occasional purring of the cat.
You can’t fix stupid.
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
Creativity is great-but not in accounting.
Multi-tasking is merely the opportunity to screw up more than one thing at a time.
I’m a project manager, not a magician. Magicians have way cooler hats.
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.