How do you know you’re having fun if there’s no one watching you have it?
Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.
Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.
Insanity is catching.
Of course I’m sane, when trees start talking to me, I don’t talk back.
Make love, not war. Unless you’re Loki, in which case: do what you want.
Joy, feeling one’s own value, being appreciated and loved by others, feeling useful and capable of production are all factors of enormous value for the human soul.
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
The way you live your days is the way you live your life.
Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.
When you have your health, you have everything. When you do not have your health, nothing else matters at all.
To some, it’s Hump Day. To us, it’s Wednesday getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asked Friday to switch places.
Always Do Your Best. Your best is going to change from moment to moment; it will be different when you are healthy as opposed to sick. Under any circumstance, simply do your best, and you will avoid self-judgment, self-abuse and regret.
It is exercise alone that supports the spirits, and keeps the mind in vigor.
Life is nothing without friendship.
Saying no can be the ultimate self-care.
Everything you need is already inside.
A goal without an action plan is a daydream.
Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We’re unrehearsed.
I’m growing older, but not up.