People, generally, suck.
It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
No good deed goes unpunished.
Write what you know. That should leave you with a lot of free time.
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
Let’s think the unthinkable, let’s do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.
A bore is someone who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.
If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
What fresh hell is this?
This wallpaper is dreadful, one of us will have to go.
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts.
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
In old days books were written by men of letters and read by the public. Nowadays books are written by the public and read by nobody.
When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.