Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.
Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks.
Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
I make more mistakes than anyone else I know, and sooner or later, I patent most of them.
People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything.
Just a few words on time management: forget all about it.
In the insurance business, there is no statute of limitation on stupidity.
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.
A stranger is just a friend I haven’t met yet.
One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.
Keep trying. Stay humble, Trust your instincts. Most importantly, act. When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
It’s like deja-vu, all over again.
That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubble gum.