Don’t hate the player; change the game.
A cup of tea would restore my normality.
In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground.
Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars etc., and all that dolphins do is swim in the water, eat fish and play around. Dolphins believe that they are smarter for exactly the same reasons.
We are now cruising at a level of two to the power of twenty-five thousand to one against and falling, and we will be restoring normality just as soon as we are sure what is normal anyway.
This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.
Earth: mostly harmless.
We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!
How do you know you’re having fun if there’s no one watching you have it?
Death: Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom.
Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.
Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.
Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.
They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it’s not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.
Insanity is catching.
Things just happen. What the hell.