Learn to laugh at your problems, cause everybody else does.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
I have Many Problems in My Life. But my leaps don’t know that. They always smile.
I think I’m like wine. The older I get, the better I get.
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
Travel far enough, you meet yourself.
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
If you think that hiring professionals is expensive, try hiring amateurs.
Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.
Laughter is the best medicine in the world.
If you can’t feed a team with two pizzas, it’s too large.
Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We’re unrehearsed.
I’m growing older, but not up.
Is it true that if you don’t USE it you LOSE it?
Everything can be made fun of. The most serious things are ripe for ridicule.
If I’m not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.
Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.
Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius.
They say Rome wasn’t built in a day, but I wasn’t on that particular job.
I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing, so get yourself a sexy raincoat and live a little.