There are two things I really like to do: whoop ass and look good. I’m doing one of them right now and on Saturday night, I’m doing the other.
Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order.
I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one some day.
I never avoid something that challenges my guts and my heart. While I might occasionally puke my guts out, I have never puked my heart out.
Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what.
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
Flattery will get you everywhere.
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.
A cup of tea would restore my normality.
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.